Your friendly neighborhood bored grocery store stock guys.
So I sent an email to 7 of my friends, including Sarah, and I said, ‘Does anyone want to go see ‘Lost in Translation’ tonight?’ and then I sent an email immediately afterwards to the 6 of my friends who weren’t Sarah and I said, ‘NOT YOU.’
—John Green on how he asked out his wife for the first time (via emilyisobsessed
omg can jeremy BE any sassier.
meanwhile, on my dashboard…
HOW DARE YOU BE THAT CHARMING ON ELLEN! I AM ABSOLUTELY DISGUSTED! THIS FANDOM IS NOW INCAPACITATED, AND IT’S ENTIRELY YOUR FAULT! IF YOU DO ONE MORE LIFE-RUINING THING, WE ARE ALL GOING TO DIE. Oh, but Andrew, dear, congratulations on pulling off that mullet. Everyone would still tap that.