lolzpicx:

Your friendly neighborhood bored grocery store stock guys.

So I sent an email to 7 of my friends, including Sarah, and I said, ‘Does anyone want to go see ‘Lost in Translation’ tonight?’ and then I sent an email immediately afterwards to the 6 of my friends who weren’t Sarah and I said, ‘NOT YOU.’ —John Green on how he asked out his wife for the first time (via emilyisobsessed)

jeremy-ruiner:

omg can jeremy BE any sassier.

meanwhile, on my dashboard…

ANDREW GARFIELD

motherfuckingoj:

HOW DARE YOU BE THAT CHARMING ON ELLEN! I AM ABSOLUTELY DISGUSTED! THIS FANDOM IS NOW INCAPACITATED, AND IT’S ENTIRELY YOUR FAULT! IF YOU DO ONE MORE LIFE-RUINING THING, WE ARE ALL GOING TO DIE. Oh, but Andrew, dear, congratulations on pulling off that mullet. Everyone would still tap that.

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