twerkinshield:

leungdrawstoo:

Captain America saved the world twice now and all it cost him was two Bucks

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batmansymbol:

batmansymbol:

if it’s late enough and you’re lonely enough, the carly rae jepsen lyric “before you came into my life i missed you so bad” starts seeming increasingly deep and emotionally complex

3:02 AM and this fucking lyric looks like fucking nietzsche

stare into the abyss and the abyss will call you maybe

dammitmishaa:

So my friend came into school one day wearing a dress that had straps and the vice principal came up to her and said “You need to either change or cover your shoulders up because it’ll distract the boys” to which she replied “Well I find boys faces distracting, do they have to cover them up?” and the vice principal said “Maybe you should focus in class more.”

If that doesn’t tell you that things are messed up, then I don’t know what does. 

fallingforthe1975:

FISHES ZOO

When you accidentally type “yahe” instead of “yeah”

mumfordy:

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hoodieandflipflops:

alwaysanoriginal:

NATASHA’S

TONY

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