Calzones are pointless. They’re just pizza that’s harder to eat.
“I read pretty much everything that’s sent to me. It’s funny, people still think they’re breaking new ground when they tell me to treat myself. If I say something like, ‘Going to get Baskin-Robbins,’ I’ll still get a thousand ‘Treat yo’ self!’s. I’m like, ‘Trust. I will.’”
omfg ive never saw this before
Thank god for the internet.
SOMEONE PUT “WHY STOP NOW” ON THEPIRATEBAY