I hope that Jesse Eisenberg attends the Oscars this year and meets Daniel Day Lewis and Daniel is like, “Oh hey, aren’t you that guy from the Scott Pilgrim movie?” and Jesse just raises his hand and calmly says, “Please Abraham, I’m not that man,” and walks away.
Students of the Massachusetts Institute of Technology have recently tracked sound waves from V4641 SGR, the nearest black hole that is threatening to swallow the Earth on the next centuries. These sound waves prove how incredible, yet terrifying, the universe can be.
I am shitting my pants.
Oh my god.
I’ve never been more done in my life