One day the Avengers come back to the tower and realize someone broke in so Tony checks the security footage and its 24 minutes of Deadpool singing Fergilicious while making an inhuman amount of pancakes and then at the end of the video he takes all of these hundreds of pancakes and leaves and they’re all just like wtf and when they go to bed their beds are all lined with pancakes.
@spiderman: You better lawyer up asshole, because I’m not coming back for 30%, I’m coming back for EVERYTHING #yolomotherfucker #whereareyouravengersnow
all of my followers are dalmations
cruella deville strikes again
we came out to have a good time and hones-[Germany scores again]
you told me you loved me
why did you leave me alone?
"mum can you come pick me up, I’m scared"